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Just write down your complaint on an A5 piece of cardboard and shove it way up your arse, then go find yourself a life.
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Your happiness is what we live for (well actually we want to make money by ensuring you are happy with your products so that you will use us again and recommend us to your friends) !! If you are unhappy with your purchase FOR WHATEVER REASON, email us at
firstname.lastname@example.org we'll sort it our either by replacement, store credit or a refund. We want to take the stress and uncertainty out of online shopping and put the fun back in.
What an idiot, were you drunk? Lol, we’ve all done that! No worries, just send us an email at email@example.com as soon as you can and we will try and ensure the change gets made before the order is shipped.
Sorry, we typically do not customise our items, however, if you are extra specially nice to us and have the $ to spend, feel free to contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll do our best to get you what you need.
Bloody hell you don’t want much do you ! What did your last slave die of? Sorry, at this stage we do not offer gift wrapping.
All your payments are secure and encrypted. We use Paypal and secure credit card payments via Shopify Payments and Stripe. SO EVEN IF we wanted to steal your card and buy some drugs on the dark web – we couldn’t.
When you provide your credit card information to our payment providers, the information is transferred using secure socket layer technology (SSL) and encrypted in line with The Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI DSS).
We want to survive in this ever increasing competitive online world. If you get something from us you don’t want, just email us back and write UNSUBSCRIBE in the heading and we will forget that email ever existed. That said, we often send our customers deals and offers on new and upcoming inappropriate gifts so our emails are often a joy to receive!
At this stage we do not offer Afterpay from our international store.
No, unfortunately we are only online. We don’t want you weirdos visiting us.
Are you sure you are qualified to use the internet? If you are having problems with the webpage – just email us at email@example.com and we'll see what we can do to help you part with your hard earned cash.
Great, we are all ears…. Please let us know and if we feature your idea, we will give you a gift to say thanks.
Only if you are good looking and have a huge cock, alternatively if you have a gift that would complement our existing range – we would love to hear from you. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org