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I’m offended by your products – how can I make a complaint?

Just write down your complaint on an A5 piece of cardboard and shove it way up your arse, then go find yourself a life.

We think you're funny as fuck and want to make you more popular by following your socials…

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I am not happy with the gift that was sent !

Your happiness is what we live for (well actually we want to make money by ensuring you are happy with your products so that you will use us again and recommend us to your friends) !! If you are unhappy with your purchase FOR WHATEVER REASON, email us at 

ukinfo@theinappropriategiftco.com we'll sort it our either by replacement, store credit or a refund. We want to take the stress and uncertainty out of online shopping and put the fun back in.

I accidentally input the wrong delivery address !

What an idiot, were you drunk? Lol, we’ve all done that! No worries, just send us an email at ukinfo@theinappropriategiftco.com as soon as you can and we will try and ensure the change gets made before the order is shipped.

I like your products but can I get something customised?

Sorry, we typically do not customise our items, however, if you are extra specially nice to us and have the $ to spend, feel free to contact us at ukinfo@theinappropriategiftco.com and we'll do our best to get you what you need.

Do you offer gift wrapping and special messages on cards as it is a gift?

Bloody hell you don’t want much do you ! What did your last slave die of? Sorry, at this stage we do not offer gift wrapping.

How do I know you are not going to take down my financial info and use it to buy illegal things on the dark web?

All your payments are secure and encrypted. We use Paypal and secure credit card payments via Shopify Payments and Stripe. SO EVEN IF we wanted to steal your card and buy some drugs on the dark web – we couldn’t.

When you provide your credit card information to our payment providers, the information is transferred using secure socket layer technology (SSL) and encrypted in line with The Payment Card Industry Data Security Standard (PCI DSS).

I get sent lots of spam in my inbox will you guys send me crap?

Probably !

We want to survive in this ever increasing competitive online world. If you get something from us you don’t want, just email us back and write UNSUBSCRIBE in the heading and we will forget that email ever existed. That said, we often send our customers deals and offers on new and upcoming inappropriate gifts so our emails are often a joy to receive!

Can I pay via bank transfer or AFTERPAY rather than use Credit Card or Paypal?

At this stage we do not offer Afterpay from our international store.

Do you have a physical store or can I arrange to pick up my order

No, unfortunately we are only online. We don’t want you weirdos visiting us.

I am having problems trying to use the checkout Cart page and cannot finalise my order !

Are you sure you are qualified to use the internet? If you are having problems with the webpage – just email us at ukinfo@theinappropriategiftco.com and we'll see what we can do to help you part with your hard earned cash.

I have an idea for an inappropriate gift you should sell.

Great, we are all ears…. Please let us know and if we feature your idea, we will give you a gift to say thanks.

Can I be one of your Suppliers?

Only if you are good looking and have a huge cock, alternatively if you have a gift that would complement our existing range – we would love to hear from you. Email us at ukinfo@theinappropriategiftco.com