September 19, 2018 1 min read

Two women walking home pissed had to do a pee so they ducked into a graveyard. They had no toilet paper so one woman used her knickers and threw them away. The other used a ribbon from a wreath. The next day their husbands were talking. We'd better keep an eye on our wives, one said, mine came home without her knickers. You think that's bad, said the other, mine had a card up her arse saying "From all the lads at the fire station, we'll never forget you"

Thanks to Jane from Winchester for this weeks joke. 

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