A mother comes home from work to find her kids hiding behind the couch. She asks what's wrong, and the kids reply that Aunt Sally was in the house naked. Confused she goes upstairs and finds her husband naked on the bed sweating.
"What's going on?" she asks.
'I'm having a heart attack" he replies feebly.
She says "I'm going to call 999" as she runs to the phone she sees her sister running naked in the hallway.
She goes up to her sister and gives her a slap across the face. "you stupid cow! my husband is lying there having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"
Soo many birthdays .. Check out our gift ideas below.
We are excited to be in the UK visiting the Birmingham Gift Fair. (which is probably why this WTF Wednesday newsletter has actually arrived on Wednesday not Thursday for you!)
So many great gifts from UK suppliers.
We are getting very excited to be able to expand our range so you will have a better choice of inappropriate gifts to choose from.