Twin sisters in a nursing home were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local paper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the elderly twins for a good news story.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and almost deaf. When the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister shouted... "What did he say"? The other twin replied loudly "he wants us to sit on the sofa"
"Now get a little closer together" said the photographer.
Again the sister shouted "what did he say?"
The other twin shouted back "he says to squeeze together a little"
The photographer than said "just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little".
Yet again - "What did he say?"
He says "he is going to focus"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out "Ah lawd Jesus both of us?