April 10, 2019 2 min read

This week's mug - the fuckening always happens. 

So far we have created unique mugs for Deb, Emma, Mel and Naomi - let us know what other names you want to see!  ukinfo@theinappropriategiftco.com

We have just launched  Lisa you can pre-order here

Lisa Mug

Joke Du Jour

My hubby walked into the room and said, "why haven't you taken off your work jacket and shoes?"  "Because I didn't feel like it" I replied.

"Hang on, how much have you had to drink" he said.   "What's with all the f#cking questions" I snapped "why can't you just leave me have my bath in peace"

We wouldn't be the inappropriate gift co if we didn't make some Yo Mama jokes:  

  • Yo Mama’s so poor…Nigerian princes wire her money.
  • Yo Mama's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
  • Yo Mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles traffic slows down.
  • Yo Mama's so fat ... she was overthrown by a small militia group and now she is known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
  • Yo Mama's so short.. you can see her feet on her drivers Licence.
  • Yo Mama's so fat ... I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of petrol. 
  • Yo Mama's cooking is so nasty...the flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.
  • Yo Mama's so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

What will make you smile

We spend our time searching the internet for you for things that will make you laugh - you're welcome! 

Luke Heggie - Melb Comedy Festival. 

The Top funniest Auditions on Britains Got Talent 2016

There are some real characters in this you tube clip.   It does go on for a little while so you will need to keep pressing skip on the ads but the performers made me laugh!  We particularly like Saulo - Act 3!