March 20, 2019 3 min read

Feedback from some of our lovely customers has been that they love the swearing but can't actually take it into work, so our mug of the week this Monday is one with absolutely no swear words! 

We are still working on an inappropriate range for EA's/ PA's.   We have done Nurses, Teachers and HR, let us know if you work in a profession you would like featured along with any slogans your crew would find funny.  If we feature your idea, we will send you that product to say thanks. . 

Please send us any feedback you think is useful to

Joke Du Jour

Joe has always wanted to buy a Harley Davidson bike. He doesn't have much luck, until one day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it. 

The bike looks better than a new one, although it is 10 years old. It's shiny and in mint condition.

He buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years.

'Well, it's quite simple,' says the seller, 'whenever the bike is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain, and he hands Joe a jar of Vaseline. 

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents.  Naturally, they take the bike there.

Just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, 'I have to  tell you something about my family.

'When we eat dinner, we don't talk.

In fact, the FIRST person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.'

'No problem,' he says.. And in they go.

Joe is shocked.Right in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.

He leans over and kisses Sandra.

No one says a word.

He reaches over and fondles her breasts. Nobody says a word.

So he stands up, and makes wild passionate love to her on the table right there in front of her parents.

Sandra is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mum horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mum. She's got a great body too.

Joe kisses her mum sn then proceeds to make wild passionate love to her. She has a big orgasm, & Joe sits down.

His girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, & Mum is beaming from ear to ear. But still ... . Total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the dad shouts - I'll do the f*cking dishes. 

What's New Pussycat?

We are soo excited to bring you Tommy Little's latest edition of Inappropriate mugs - the Gangster range. Tommy is a very funny Austalian comedian and I secretly have a crush on him. These awesome cheeky glass travel mugs are a perfect gift for that person who just doesn't give a f*ck! There is nothing more "Gangster" than saving the environment while sipping on your espresso. They are currently only available in our Australian store but if I get enough interest from the UK crowd I will organise some to be made over there.

Tommy Little

Tea Time

Another Australian comedian we work with is Christian Hull.  His range of Teacher and Nurse notebooks are available in our UK Store.  

Check out the products here on his you tube channel.  

If there are any specific UK comedians you would like us to partner with - send us an email and we will try our best.  

Click on Christian's video below to see him describe accurately what it is like being a nurse.


Do you think you are funny?  Are you bored in the evenings, do you love sharing inappropriate memes?  We could have just the job for you!  We are looking for volunteers to help us grow our Inappropriate Gift Co UK Facebook Page.   Our Australian site has over 200k followers but our UK page is relatively new and we want to grow it, if you could follow it that would be great.  We want to grow it with content/memes/jokes that our UK customers will love!  

If you are interested in helping us out - please email us at there will be some free inappropriate gifts in it for you. 

My dog wants fame  (well actually I want fame for my dog - same thing). Introducing Jade our 18 month Dobermann.  She now has her own Insta page@inappropriatedog  (please follow her and us) @inappropriategift If you have any photos of your inappropriate dogs please send them through to Jade's insta account.