Thanks to Doug and Libbi who both submitted this winning design for our Irish inspired St Patrick's Day mug. A gift is on its way - honest!
Also a thank you to Naomi Simson for her support of our cheeky business and Naomi mug.
We will be featuring different names/slogans for the Mug of the week. If you want your name, please email or comment on our socials.
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?" When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!" The Teacher fainted.
We want to design a mug for our LGTBQI customers- so we can celebrate the amazing Sydney Mardi Gras, if you have any ideas for funny inappropriate slogans or you like the idea above - let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org. We will be working with a very cool Australian celeb on this range ....more details to come.
The Sydney Gift Fair was fun - we found some gems. I cannot tell you how excited we are to be able to offer you INAPPROPRIATE GNOMES! and some very interesting new inappropriate games..
To make room for these new products we are clearing out stock so make sure you check out BUDGET BEN'S BARGAIN BASEMENT - all stock must go!
Our new Teachers Range in collab with Christian Hull will be coming to the UK soon.. Check it out here
Don't forget Mothers day is coming up soon.
Being A Teacher - Christian Hull -You Tube
Each week we will bring you our recommendations of what may make you smile.
Book of the week: The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuck - Mark Manson. I absolutely loved this book. I did contact Mark as I really wanted to sell it and he was so nice. At this stage I can't offer the same discounts the big guys do so you can get it cheaper direct from Amazon/Booktopia - "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap in the face for a generation spoiled by being rewarded with gold medals just for showing up.
Album - David Brent - Life on the Road. Absolutely brilliant. Check out the review from GQ