January 09, 2019 2 min read

My new girlfriend's car got a flat tyre as we were on the way to see my parents, so I called them up and on speaker phone and said 

"Mum, I'm going to be late, my girlfriend's got a puncture."

"Oh dear" she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time"

Two ladies having lunch and one whispers "I'm having a boob job"  her friend replies, "that's nothing I'm getting my arsehole bleached" First lady says "really? I can't imagine your husband as a blonde"

I said to a Policeman "If I called you a cun#t would you arrest me? The policeman replied, "yes I would arrest you".

I said "What if I was just thinking you were a cun*t?" "There's not much I can do about that" he replied. 

"Good" I said, "Because I think you're a cun*t"

Knock Knock. 

Whose there?  


Quick. Stop the cremation. 

Thanks to Phil from our inappropriate dads FB group for these gems. A special mention to Joy.S who sends me great memes regularly.

What's New


2019 is all about our wonderful customers. Let us know what you would like to see more of!

Taking your feedback from last year, here's what you can look forward to in 2019:

  • Monday Mug
  • Inappropriate Legends
  • New Quality Products
  • New Celebrity Ranges. 


Each Monday we will be showcasing a new mug of the week. It will be our "MONDAY MUG".  This will be a limited edition mug only available for sale that week.  We will be taking your suggestions on what new mugs you would like to see.  Our first Monday Mug will be featured on 21st January (which just happens to be my 47th birthday, cards and gifts can be sent to PO Box 622, Kings Langley, NSW 2147.) Where was I? Oh yeah, this year it's all about you!  


We will be devoting a page of our website to you! It will be called "Inappropriate Legends"  We want to hear about your experience with our inappropriate gifts, and share your photos and funny stories. I've asked #BudgetBen to set it up for me, but what I need from you is photos and stories.


One of the best forms of feedback we can get is if you let us know if you are unhappy with a product for ANY reason.   We want to build our brand on quality products, so we actually want to hear about things that are not up to your expectations, that way we can improve and keep you happy as we grow.  As a result of feedback from customers we have already made changes to our socks and takeaway travel mugs this year.   


We are kicking the year off with a new celeb range designed by the Australian You Tube sensation - Christian Hull and his Alter Ego "TRISH". There will be the "Nurse" and the "Teacher" range coming soon - stay tuned.