December 12, 2018 1 min read

Sue asks her son Paul, “Paul, would you say I’m pretty or ugly?”
“A bit of both, actually,” replies the teenager..
“I’d say you’re pretty ugly.” 

Weather girl: “…. and because of the cold front coming in from North-East, we can expect about 3 inches of snow, or, as my colleague Bill would say, 8 inches.”

Peter comes home very drunk late at night and wakes up his wife: “Emily wake up! this house is haunted"  "WTF”, she replies sleepily. 

“I just went to the toilet and the light switched on all by itself and when I left, the light switched off again without me having to do anything. We've got a poltergeist !
Emily replies and groans: “FFS Peter! You've just pissed in the fridge again!!!”

My neighbour came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.

I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.

Bondi Rescue with TIGC

If you watch Bondi Rescue you may recognise this chap.  I spent today out and about in Bondi (as you do) giving out inappropriate gifts. 

It has been bloody busy for us over the past couple of months. The most exciting thing is that this Christmas so many people across the globe will be opening our inappropriate gifts -  


A huge huge thank you for all your support this year. 2019 is already shaping up to be a very inappropriate year with lots of new suppliers coming on board. 

There is still time for Xmas delivery to UK our warehouse in Shropshire is working super hard to turnaround orders within 24-48 hours on all gifts from our UK store.