July 18, 2018 2 min read
First things first, what a bummer! I really thought we had a chance of going all the way.
I am of course talking about the football, not some group orgy. One of the things I really miss from living in the UK, is the atmosphere at the pub whilst watching football; Being in Australia, I was up at 4am with a strong coffee and the TV volume on low so I didn't wake up the kids, not quite the same experience as being at the Fleece and Firkin with my mates, a pint of Scrumpy Jack and a packed pub full of crazy strangers totally united in one common goal (literally). Qatar 2022 - it's coming home (so am I)
We have listened to your feedback and have extended the product range in our UK warehouse. We now have better quality notebooks and reusuable takeaway coffee mugs as well as more mug designs.
Please let us know if there are any particular products you like from our global store that you would like made available in the UK store.
You can email us at email@example.com. The beautiful Sophie will respond personally and we will do our best to get it to you without you having to pay the ridiculous postage from Australia.
We are also very keen to source local inappropriate gifts so we would love to hear from you if you are a supplier or have any good ideas for inappropriate slogans; If we feature your idea we will give you a gift to say thanks!
Thanks again for supporting a UK/Australian family run business. We really appreciate it. Cheers Lori, Ben and Sophie.
A guy brings his new golf friend home unannounced for dinner at 6.30pm, after enjoying a day on the course.
His wife screams her head off while his new friend sits at the kitchen table open mouthed, listening to the tirade.
"My hair is a mess, I have no make up on, I'm still in my friggen PJ's, the house is a shambles, all the dirty dishes are still in the sink, the kids have been arseholes all day and I'm bloody exhausted, I have nothing for dinner - why the F**K did you bring him home without letting me know ahead of time????"
"because he is thinking of getting married"