October 17, 2018 2 min read

A few jokes this week

1.I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.  

2. If I’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

3. Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
5. Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.
6. What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.
7. I’ve been looking for my ex husband's killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
8. Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos? – Because the sign says No Tres passing.
9.What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing.
10. I thought of having a threesome, but then I realised that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.
Fat Fucker Plate
Dave Mug

ABOVE: Our "Dave" Mug (now available in our UK store) has been made famous by Lisa Oldfield, She is a reality TV star in Australia.   She was in the Real Housewives of Sydney and I'm a Celebrity get me out of here.  Check out the article here: Dave Mug in the  Daily Mirror 

AND before you ask - we only do a Dave mug because they are the biggest C&*NTS - Steve comes a close second lol.....

Below check out our new range of magnets that have also arrived! We are getting lots of new products over the coming weeks so please keep checking in. 

Unloading the dishwasher will not cause brain damage