A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter". she says.
A little girl raises her hand "I had a kitty cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the backyard with my kitty and the Dobermann that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must have been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was" said the little girl. "My kitty raised its back, his hair stood on end and he went "Fffff, Fffff, Ffffff, Fffff.... and before he could say "fu*#K", the Dobermann ate him.
ABOVE: Introducing our new BOOZE BAG. MADE TO ORDER AND SENT FROM AUSTRALIA ( so can take 3-4 weeks , buy now from our global store - It makes the best Christmas gift!)
Below the best tasting hot chilli sauce in the world - SH*T THE BED HOT SAUCE. Currently sold via our global store but we are aiming to get our UK stock landed in time for Xmas buying!!